if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me
If you disable the Internet how will you use it
i dont need wifi when im riding your dads dick
Me: *wakes up next to bae*
*slowly gets out of bed*
*brushes teeth*
*takes shower*
*puts that extra vanilla scented lotion*
*does my hair*
*moisturizes*
*puts on deodorant*
*slips back in bed*
*bae wakes up*
Me: don’t look at me I’m a mess I just woke up :(
